Relax, Kamala's Going to Beat the Big Orange Chicken and It Won't Be Close
He thinks he's going to stage a coup but he's too dumb
Hello Friends!
No surprise, big orange chicken decided that he couldn’t do any more debates and he lied about the reason why. The truth is that he’s scared and he doesn’t want to get exposed as incompetent again, which is strange because he’s had a lifetime of practice.
What a loser! What a weak, pathetic, entitled, loser!
This guy has done nothing but lose his whole life and it’s ridiculous to think that’s going to change in the 2024 election. Do you really think that it’s finally “his year?” Do you really think that the reality of who he is will suddenly evaporate?
Come on!
I know, I know, we still have to go out and vote in record numbers. That remains true. But I think we can also give ourselves a little mental break, come up for air, and recognize that we are going to win.
Despite all the things that seem to be stacked against us, we’re going to win.
Why?
Because at the end of the day, the side of white supremacy is going to implode. When it comes right down to it, the 2016 election was the worst thing that could have ever happened to President Sphincterface.
Think about it.
If he’d lost, he could have spent the rest of his life complaining about how it was rigged and how unfair it was. Yeah, I know, you’re saying, “How would that be different than the way it is now?”
Well, the fact that he was sworn in and got to serve as president for an entire term proves that the system is not rigged against losers like him, it is in fact rigged for losers like him.
It’s been proven beyond a shadow of a doubt that our system has to change.
Putin’s puppet got behind the controls of power and got exposed. At the end of the day, people know that he did absolutely nothing as president other than give himself a tax cut and attempt to overthrow the government.
No amount of lying about it can change the reality. Truth has a way of settling into people’s bones, even if they don’t consciously recognize it.
Yeah, I’m hearing all the same rumors about the “loyal” electors who are going to refuse to certify the results, and blah, blah, blah. Everybody’s afraid that through the blind spots of the Constitution and the incompetence of the Founding Fathers, the electoral loopholes will be exploited to steal our democracy from the people.
Do you seriously think any of this is new?
Everybody in politics knows that our security net is riddled with holes. They were put in there on purpose by awful human beings. Stealing the government from the people has always been the point!
That being said, you have to play ball a little. You can’t just march in slurping on a Diet Coke, knock everybody down, bray like a donkey, and then go cheat out a round of golf. There are a lot of selfish jerks in the government, and selfish jerks don’t give up their own ambitions to earn the favor of a sociopath.
Not forever anyway.
Whatever scheme is in place to steal the election in 2024 is going to be a spectacular failure. The guy’s best chance to stay in power was in 2020 when he held the most powerful office in the land.
The thing is, he could have gotten it done then, but he’s too LAZY! He’s too ENTITLED! He thinks all he has to do is scream something and he gets it because that’s the way it’s been since he was 2.
It will take more than a nepo baby temper tantrum to overthrow the US government.
That being said, there are some clear issues that we have to deal with. We already know right now, beyond a shadow of a doubt, that Kamala is going to get more votes than her loathsome opponent.
I would bet everything I own on that.
The only question is whether those votes will be correctly distributed within a completely unfair and totally rigged system designed to erode the value of some votes and inflate the value of others.
We can thank the Founding Fathers for a corrupt system where the votes of white supremacists count for double. Seriously, it’s time to stop honoring those jerks.
But again, all of this is just smoke and mirrors. We saw in the debate that Kamala actually prepared, and her opponent just sat around with a bucket of KFC watching wrestling videos.
We’ve all had the experience of sitting down to a test only to realize we hadn’t studied enough. We’ve all flashed a look of panic as comprehension dawned that we were doomed. That’s the look Baby Tyrant had on his face when he started getting spanked on national television. Kamala was prepared for that debate, and I’m confident that she’s prepared counter measures for all the nonsense you’ve been reading about on social media along with some far more dangerous scenarios that nobody has mentioned.
She’s COMPETENT!
He’s a LOSER!
All this bluster about taking the nation by force is not how it works. Yes, we will quite likely see dozens or even hundreds of officials attempt to throw the election in his favor. But I don’t see Harris rolling over and saying, “Oh well, I guess you got me.” Particularly if the tactics they’re using amount to voter suppression.
She’s not going to accept she lost without seeing the evidence.
Her opponent’s only tactic is to suppress the truth in favor of his delusions. He tries to bully everyone into not asking questions.
She’s a PROSECUTOR. It’s not going to work.
I’m confident that she’s going to exhaust every legal mechanism at her disposal. She’s not going to send off her concession phone call before all the votes have been counted. She’s going to have a look at things because she’s prepared and she’s diligent and that’s what she does.
The only thing her opponent has ever been able to achieve is the appearance of victory. But without fail, when you take a closer look, you’ll see that the victory is an illusion.
The guy is a fraud. He has no support. Nobody likes him. The only reason he’s gotten this far is because privileged people have been too entitled to stand up to him.
Kamala will.
She’s going to win. He’s going to lose. He’s going to jail. America will be saved.
That’s what’s going to happen.
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Well said! But I’m going to be reminding everyone to vote and not assume he will lose, in 2016 I do know people who assumed Hillary would win, and that assumption helped get TFG elected. I’m volunteering too, since if TFG wins we won’t have another election. I feel like it could still be close. But I want a landslide so SCOTUS doesn’t try to overturn certain state’s results later, or some other fuckery.
Great post and I loved reading it, as I had actual nightmares last night that it was Election night and I was asking women I walked up to how it was looking, and they just started crying. How dare that asshole give me bad dreams! I’m going to read it again. ❤️
The difference Trump may not realize: Joe Biden will be president in the immediate aftermath of the election.
Biden now&Trump in 20 was the commander&chief.
Biden will not hesitate to use National Guard&police force to quell violence.
I’m not suggesting Trump won’t incite violence. He will certainly try, but his followers should understand by now Trump doesn’t really care about them. Won’t come to their rescue.
Donald should realize some of violent language might spill back on him.
I agree on Trump having less support than polling indicates