I'm So Sick of Delusional and Incompetent White Supremacists

They're so pathetic that I can only laugh at their ridiculous awfulness

Oh, these people are awful! How did we get here? How did we get stuck having to listen to delusional white supremacists endlessly dither about their greatness in grammatically inept sentences written at a 1^st grade reading level?

I mean, come on.

They constantly vomit up contradictions, and then when you ask for a clarification, they stand there looking confused for about six minutes.

It's an endless cycle of lie, confusion, lie, confusion, lie, confusion that finally culminates in OUTRAGE!

“My deeply held personal beliefs! My faith! My lord! How DARE you disrespect me!!!”

“I just asked you if you intended to heal the sick and feed the hungry.”

The most comically pathetic thing about white supremacists is that they can never come out and say what they actually mean because they know everybody hates what they believe. So, instead of actually saying it, they have to creep up on it with innuendo.

But because they are so completely unskilled at reason and communication, there's always room for interpretation.

“Do you know what I mean?”

“No, why don't you explain it?”

“How dare you ask me to explain myself in a clear and concise manner. You and I both know that the whole world hates everything that I believe and that I stand for! You therefore shouldn't make me stand at this podium and actually say it!”

“Nobody asked you to go to that podium. Nobody asked you to dominate literally every second of the news cycle 24 hours a day. In fact, why are you here? You don't want to tell us what you think. You can barely express yourself. Nothing you say makes sense. Why don't you go away?”

“Oh, I really didn't think you were that foolish.”

Why is it that I've had to deal with people like this my whole life? Every time you go for a walk, you step in a big, steaming pile of white supremacy that everyone refuses to clean up. In fact, everyone refuses to admit its there.

“What stinks?”

“The white supremacy.”

“I don't smell anything.”

“You're literally the person who was just complaining.”

We live in a dystopian news cycle where people are constantly furious about things like “woke” and they complain about things like “DEI” and they complain about teaching “Black history.”

“Well, what do you like?”

“Uh... nothing.”

“Well, I don't know, based on all the things you don't like, it kind of seems like the only thing you do like is white supremacy. That's literally the only thing you refuse to denounce.”

“How dare you say that, obviously we want inclusion for everybody. So much for the tolerant left.”

“What? Now that doesn't even make sense. You obviously don't want inclusion because you keep erasing the contributions of Black men and Black women and immigrants. Meanwhile, you steadfastly insist that military bases that were named after white supremacists get their names back.”

“I don't know how you get that impression at all.”

“Okay, should we compromise and ban the Confederate flag?”

“You can't erase history.”

Make no mistake, I laugh at this to prevent myself from screaming with anger. I do feel anger. I feel frustration. I feel enraged that my children have to go to school and be indoctrinated with white supremacist ideology. Then I have to go home and watch the news and listen to some unhinged person with a golden cross the size of Fort Knox tell me how they're the ones who somehow feel they've been treated unfairly.

“How have you been treated unfairly?”

“Oh, I think you know.”

“I don't. Are you incapable of telling me, is that it?”

“So rude!”

Literally every community in the United States of America is knee deep in the stink of white supremacy, but we've all been conditioned to ignore it.

“Don't talk about that problem, that problem makes us feel bad about ourselves. Instead, let's fabricate a problem and then go ruthlessly attack some completely innocent people.”

“No.”

“Why do you hate America?”

Every conversation in the United States goes this way. First we're told that our country is the best in the world. Then we're told we don't have any problems. Then we're told that all the problems we do have are caused by the people with the least amount of social power. Then cruel and hostile people take control of police forces and start rounding innocent people up.

Meanwhile, the white supremacists get to sit in their ancestral mansions and sip on their mint juleps complaining about how everything used to be better when they could just shoot the people they didn't like.

That's our country.

How about this for a radical idea? Let's put the blame where it belongs. Every single problem in the United States is rooted in white supremacy. We won't advance as a nation until we eradicate that problem. Let's take every opportunity to call out white supremacy when we see it, and demand its removal.

Let's hold white supremacists accountable for their crimes, and put an end to their cruel efforts to scapegoat the innocent.

White supremacists are delusional people, they're incompetent people, they're awful people. Let’s resolve to protect our children from the evil of white supremacy. That we can’t even get agreement on that sentiment demonstrates the scope of the problem.

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