No, We Aren't Going to Lose Our Democracy to This Pair of Twits
Yes, they're trying to install a dictatorship, but fortunately for us they're both entitled and ignorant little crybabies
Hello Friends,
I woke up this morning and decided to just stop being worried.
Done! That’s it. To hell with it. All that worry isn’t accomplishing anything anyway.
I also decided to stop being angry.
No more anger. None. It’s all gone. I don’t have the energy for it anymore.
Instead, I’m focused on finding the absurdity in what we face. Look, when you take away all the horror and all the misery and all the chaos and you boil everything down to its essence, what we’re looking at is a complete farce.
It’s ridiculous.
It’s absurd.
It’s laughable.
You should start laughing. You should laugh long and hard and loud. When the bullies show up at your door and threaten you, start laughing at them. Froth at the mouth a little bit too.
Do that because bullies understand how to respond to fear. They’re used to that. They see fear all the time.
But when they are met with laughter, crazed, deranged, I-don’t-care-what-you-do-to-me-anymore laughter… they shit their pants.
I learned this dealing with bullies on the school bus. Cringing in fear gets you beaten. The bullies love it. But when you laugh and you spit laughter, when you laugh so hard you cry and snot bubbles come out of your nostrils and you pee your pants a little but you don’t even care… the bullies creep away.
They see that you don’t care and that scares them.
That’s a win! That’s the most powerful mindset you can have!
But LOOK at what we’re dealing with, LOOK at it! We’ve got two complete losers in control of everything. They’re doing everything they can to install their loser buddies into every position of government. They’re looting this country every way they can. They’re destroying every sacred concept of our society. They’re defiling every room.
For some reason, one of the most obnoxious tech bros in the history of the world was just handed access to all our social security numbers. He also was put in control of the payment mechanism. Now, every time the government owes us money, he can redirect it to his own bank accounts.
That’s pretty damn funny. You might as well laugh, there’s nothing else you can do about it right now.
At this point, the house is a total loss. It has burned down. The bucket brigade is lined up in the wrong direction anyway. It’s gone! Don’t cry about it. Just laugh. Think to yourself, “Well, I don’t have to clean it anymore… that’s a positive.”
Then start thinking about the new house you’ll build from the ashes of the old. That’s where we’re at, empower yourself.
The other thing you need to pay attention to are all the flashes of weakness. They’re like the first fireflies of spring and there are only going to be more and more of them. Soon, it’s going to turn into a fireworks display of weakness, and then the great sun of weakness will rise and spread the light of weakness over the land and we’ll realize the source of all that weakness is none other than our incompetent, inept and entitled president.
Remember how we thought it would be a good idea to elect a convicted felon to the highest office? Well, it’s not working out.
Surprise, surprise, if he had any talent he wouldn’t have had to commit crimes to find success. And that, my friends, is the thing he’s been trying to hide this whole time.
Make no mistake, HE KNOWS HE’S WEAK! HE KNOWS IT! He’s known it his whole life and all his bluster and tough talk and nonsense and sphincter puckering facial expressions are designed to hide his weakness.
He FEARS that we’ll recognize his weakness, so he tries to act all powerful. He stomps around bullying Canada. CANADA! Like a fucking asshole! That’s like bullying the kindest, nicest kid in the class, the one that you’re SURE won’t hit back.
But I think what our dear, inept, deranged president is going to find is that even the nicest kid in the class is a lot tougher than he is.
Everybody’s tougher than he is because our president is WEAK, WEAK, WEAK!
The way to get to him is to suggest, to his face, that his weakness has been exposed.
People… seriously, stop panicking and just push back against the bully. Push back, push back, push back. Resist him at every turn and he’ll continue to lash out in anger until he starts lashing out in tears.
But up until this point, every time he’s encountered resistance he’s run away squealing like a spanked pig. People haven’t been focusing on this because they’ve been too fixated on our nation getting burned to the ground. But put that out of your mind now. The nation is gone already. Quit being distracted by the destruction and celebrate the weakness and the waffling.
WE SEE YOU YOU WEAK LITTLE MAGGOT! EVERYBODY KNOWS WHAT AN INCOMPETENT WEAKLING YOU ARE! HISTORY KNOWS! THAT’S WHAT’S GOING TO BE WRITTEN ABOUT YOU!
He tries to impose his tariffs and instantly the other countries push back so he rescinds them. Why? BECAUSE HE’S WEAK!
Everybody hates him at this point, and he doesn’t know how to handle it when he faces pressure. He collapses in on himself. He curls up in the corner and starts sucking his thumb and crying. He’s a pathetic little man child and pressure makes him go all to pieces. If the whole world starts standing up to him, he’ll not only back down, he’ll disappear.
He’ll crumble into nothing, all that will be left is the stink.
The blitzkrieg of the first couple weeks is about to come to an end. It didn’t work in WWII either. They hit us with a lot of sound and fury, they had us on our heels, but we’ve learned how to absorb it now. Yeah, the executive orders cause a lot of problems, but they’re inconsequential in the long run. These twits aren’t going to be able to pass any laws. People are already protesting in the streets.
The best way to handle a bully is to stand firmly and say, “NO!”
Then laugh at them. Laugh that crazy laugh that makes them remember we’re all animals and animals are DANGEROUS! He doesn’t know what we’re capable of. That’s why he’s trying to control us.
But it’s not going to work.
We can’t be controlled.
Because even though we’ve never really tasted freedom in the United States, we’ve entertained the idea as a dream. We’ve thought about it, we’ve imagined what it might be like, and we KNOW when we don’t have it, and that really PISSES US OFF!
Remember that every time he has to back down. He’s going to try and hide it. He’s going to try to distract from it, but every time it happens, the crack gets a little wider and we can see a little bit better behind the curtain.
He can’t close those cracks once we’ve had a glimpse. Some of us know the truth already, soon everyone will know.
He’s weak. He’s going to back down. He’s a loser. He’s a crook.
No, he can’t have his way.
His plan is going to fail because hatred, racism, and white supremacy have always failed. It’s the ideology of losers who are afraid that the world will discover how weak and pathetic they truly are.
Newsflash! We already know!
Someday he’ll be confronted by the fact that he’s been exposed, and that will be the end.
But it won’t be the last day for our country. In fact, I suspect that might be the birth day for a new and better country that might rise up from the smoldering ashes of all our most shameful mistakes.
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Best read this year. Perfect balance to the bullshit coming through my mail. Dancing again today
Thank you so much. I was very down yesterday, too much doom-scrolling about the muskrat and his Curtis Yarvin strategies (thx, @opinionatedogre). Was looking for places to live in Canada (Calgary seems nice). After reading this I can take a breath, recalibrate, and focus on getting through the next four years.