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Henry Bachofer's avatar

It's too late this year, but I'm thinking you in an ice-fishing shack staring meaningfully at the hole in the ice ...

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Walter Rhein's avatar

Ha! I've never gone ice fishing, but I have some good ones of me with an ice beard from cross-country skiing!

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Henry Bachofer's avatar

Count yourself lucky ... BTW I'd definitely buy a book with the photo of the author that your editor rejected!

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Wendy's avatar

I'm with you on the icon/author photo dilemma. More than the name, it's the thing that helps me identify people quickly. When someone changes it, I may not notice it for a long time or ever, and then I will wonder whatever happened to said person.

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Walter Rhein's avatar

Yup! Those are my thoughts. A potential solution would be to walk over to the same brick wall with the same shirt and do a nearly identical picture. I probably wouldn't get the lighting right though, I'm not that good at photography :)

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Wendy's avatar

That would make it look the same-ish or at least close enough not to wipe out the recognizability. If you take some and don't like any, you have lost nothing but some of your time.

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Carol's avatar

I used to have a photo of myself, but it seemingly inspired too many overtures from nut job men (and I was in my 60’s for heaven’s sake!). So I switched to my dog, but that was painful after he died. Now I use an axolotl - a life I’m totally curious about, and a role I’d be intrigued by.😉

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Walter Rhein's avatar

I thought your profile picture was a flower. Your comment gave me a reason to zoom in on it! Lovely! Yes, creepy men is a problem of the internet, unfortunately.

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Cordia Pearson's avatar

The one with the beer got .e burst laughing. Sorta get the feeling that's the real you, and isn't that the best way to attract your readers?

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Walter Rhein's avatar

That's what I thought too. I have a good story from that day. I had a whole 6 pack in that bag and I shared it with a bunch of German tourists who became my new best friends :)

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Cordia Pearson's avatar

I just joined your Substack and am one of those “You have minutes to reel me in” weirdos. That photo and the guffaws that followed? Yep. Did the he job.

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Walter Rhein's avatar

I don't think that makes you a weirdo :) my job is to be engaging!

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Bill Gerace's avatar

Hey Walter, I love the cartoon pictures you made, they are a hoot. I do like the picture that is on there now. I loved this story, well told as always, my good friend. Blessings. :)

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Walter Rhein's avatar

Thanks Bill!

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Bill Gerace's avatar

You are very welcome frieind. Blessings. I like your picture that’s up there. Keep it friend. :)

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OhDonna's avatar

Not in my book 😉

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Walter Rhein's avatar

Glad to get that feedback :)

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Philip Ogley's avatar

I'm looking forward to the new one. It should be a grand event. Certainly worthy of another piece.

— thanks for the mention. Appreciate it!

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David Perlmutter's avatar

The one author photo I use most often doubles as promotion, since I am holding one of my books in it.

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